uwillneverknowwho:

bi-bi-birdies-blog:

uwillneverknowwho:

bi-bi-birdies-blog:

I think this has been said before but y’all know Remus was a chaotic bi mess. chances are, the Mauraders found out about him because he outed himself by making a werewolf pun.

Why did you put that in my head, i can’t stop it now-

closested Remus lupin on halloween: gUys gUYs gEt iT-

Sirius: you’re a- you’re a sheep???

Remus: *wHeEze*

AAAAAAAAAAAHHH

newtmas-world:

Dumbledore: I cannot risk a student stumbling across Mr Lupin during the full moon.

Dumbledore: He could kill someone.

Dumbledore:

Dumbledore: But if a tree kills the student before he can …

Dumbledore: He can’t be charged with murder!

hi everyone!

I’m starting a new blog to create a place of positivity, puns, and advices for a-spec people!

it’s meant to be somewhere where people can be as unabashedly a-spec as they want with no fear of negative reactions, and to get help if they’re having any issues!

it’s called @your-aspec-mum and it’s now open for business!

feel free to follow and ask stuff if you want, and to reblog to spread the word among a-spec folks!

of-stars-and-moon:

Lily: You know, honey, Sirius gives Remus flowers everyday. I wish you’d do that too.

James: um.. Ok.

*The next day*

James: *gives Remus flowers*

Remus: Wh-

James: Yeah, I don’t get it either.

caleb-widogastt:

letshidebodies:

Can we all take a moment for Molly Weasley who knew her family so fucking well, she had “prison” as one of the options on her clock that told her where everyone was.

Well to be fair to Molly:

Arthur, regularly tinkered with enchanting muggle things, against the law

Bill, curse breaker and tomb raider for private (goblin run) corporation. Almost certainly has raided tombs that the Egyptian MoM and muggle government weren’t happy about.

Charlie: illegal dragon smuggler with buddies on the weekends, apparently.

Fred and George. Enough said.

Ron is best friends with Harry Potter. Harry is always on some Bull Shit.

Ginny idolized the Twins growing up.

Literally the only person who she doesn’t have to worry about getting arrested on a daily basis is Percy. Who commits treason in the 7th book.

creating an Instagram account just for people I’m out has been such a great idea. it’s nice to post a picture and to get comments like “you look handsome” or to be able to vent in my stories 💛

strawberrypatty:

lotstradamus:

finnhudsoninoz:

c-is-for-circinate:

…hey Harry Potter fans, we’re all in agreement that Dumbledore brought the Philosopher’s Stone to Hogwarts in Harry’s first year as a test to see whether Voldemort was paying attention and what sort of state he was in, now that Dumbledore’s chosen champion was old enough to hold a wand, right?

Like, Harry learns what magic is and it’s time to start moving towards the full and final destruction of Tom Riddle Junior, so Dumbledore has a chat with his long-time alchemy friend who’s been keeping this thing safe for literally six centuries straight, and ‘borrows’ the easiest source of immortality he can find as bait for a trap to lure Voldemort out into the open so Dumbledore can get the lay of the land to prep for the next seven years.  This is canon, right?

Yes, this is canon. In none of the other books is the climactic array of trials set up as a video-game dungeon perfectly tailored to the skillsets of three specific children. Hermione and Ron are drafted into this war quickly.

Draco gets so much shit for trying to kill Dumbledore but honestly who wouldn’t

Also: Dumbledore gave the DADA position (one he knew was LEGITIMATELY CURSED so someone could only last for a year) to a guy who had been travelling in the last known place Voldemort had been seen. 

Dumbledore set up Quirell to die full stop.

I kinda want to write a Christmas fic, which is not good because I should be studying for FINALS